WEIRD
This page was last updated on
02/25/2008
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Some videos defy categorization. Here are a few that fit that
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Air Launch!
Using bungee-jumping towers like a catapult, this fellow is launched
hundreds of feet straight up, deploys his 'chute, and floats gently to
earth. Unbelievable! |
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Airtime -- NOT!
This hilarious compilation shows just how wrong things can go while para-gliding. |
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Angel Decoys
Beautiful footage of a C-130 deploying a decoy flare shower in the shape of an
angel. (This is a very large file, with sound, so be patient.) |
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Belgian Waffle
For some inexplicable reason, these Belgian guys wanted to land a
single-engine airplane on a moving car. It didn't work...
Info from
Peter Destoop:
"This film was made at Ursel Air Base, in
Belgium, while filming a police TV series called "Flikken" (Cops). It
was a pursuit between a car and a plane and it almost went horribly wrong --
there was never any plan to land the plane on the car." |
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Bird Gone Okay, this one is just plain weird.
British humor at its best -- and worst. (Not aviation related, but click
here to view "Cat Gone"
-- the "sister commercial" to Bird Gone. Do Brits REALLY buy
Ford cars because of these TV ads???)
Comments from viewers about these ads:
"Hi, I love your site, I've been a photographer
and plane watcher for 60 years. However your site needs some correcting, as
I've told you before: The car advert clips you have are not British,
and have not been shown on British TV. I've watched them a few times and I
think they are from Holland All the best for the future."
"The person who 'corrected you' about the Ford Ka ads is incorrect about
them being from Holland. They were indeed British ads but they never got off
the ground due to obvious reasons. They relate very well to UK car owners,
the point being that when you arrive at your car in the morning it always
seems to have cat paw prints or bird crap all over it. However the
do-gooders killed the ad before Ka could kill any more animals! I'm quite
sure that these ads were intended for cinema screening because manufacturers
do seem to exercise more "artistic" means of promotion in UK cinemas and
create ads that do not, or would not get shown on normal television." |
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Blown Into
the Water! This video shows an Air France 747
literally blowing people off the beach, into the water. An amazing
display of thrust.
Info from
viewer Jim Harris:
FYI – the footage “Blown into the Water”
takes place at the international airport on the island of St. Maartin / St.
Martin. (I’ve been there, recognize the place, the “hoop” in the background
belongs to a resort right there at the end of the runway.)
1. There are signs on the road that runs
parallel to the beach warning of jet-blast. I don’t know this, but I would,
at the very least, hope that there were similar signs on the beach. (those
poor people, I can just imagine the friction burns from being blown down the
beach like that!)
2. What you *DON’T* see in this picture is
what it looks like when some behemoth of an airplane comes in over that
beach – seemingly 50’ over your head!
St Maartin/St. Martin is roughly triangular in shape – if you imagine a
30/60/90 right triangle set so that the short side is on the bottom, the
long side going up the right, and the hypotenuse going from lower-left to
upper right – that is roughly the shape of the island. The “long side” is
fairly mountainous, with the short side and the hypotenuse being (by
comparison) little more than long established sand-bar barrier beaches with
a lagoon inside them.
What makes it relevant to the story, is that the airport is located along
the “short side” on the bottom and within a mile, maybe less, of the end of
the runway on the eastern side (toward the “long” side”) is a fairly high
mountain – say about 2000’ or so. For whatever reason, airplanes taking off
from the airport at St. Maartin (It’s on the Dutch side) usually take off
toward the mountain. This requires them to use as little of the runway as
possible, and then do a very steep, right-banking climb-out, to avoid
impacting the ridge.
What many airplanes do is to position themselves as far down toward the
other end of the runway as possible, (I’ve actually seen airplanes hang
their tails over the road there!), lock their brakes, run their engines up
to what sounds like “full emergency power” and once the wheels begin to
drag, drop the brakes and climb the heck out of there as quickly as
possible. Having left St. Maartin/St. Martin that way – let me tell you,
it’s an experience! My resort was right across the lagoon from the airport
on the French side and I used to watch the planes leave. (and yes, I wish I
had videos of this!) Even the smaller airliners seemed to miss the
mountain-side by mere feet.
One day, I heard a roar like I’d never heard before and, (Lord have Mercy!),
there was a bloody great Air-France 747 getting ready to take off. I was
hypnotized – “this is gonna be a disaster!” I’m thinking as I watch this
unfold. The 747 taxied to the end of the runway, waited for a moment or two,
then (from the sound of it) buried all four throttles in the forward
bulkhead, letting all four engines spool up to full power (and then some!),
and after about 10 or 20 seconds (maybe longer) at full power, they dropped
the brakes and headed down the runway. That plane used more runway than I
had ever seen used before, and finally climbed out. He did the steep climb
and right-bank maneuver and, by God and by golly, missed the mountain.
I don’t know if he clipped any trees, but I bet he scared the you-know-what
out of the locals there. He sure as hell scared me, just watching it. I saw
only one 747 leave the entire time I was there – and it was a sight to
behold. If I ever go back, I’m taking a camcorder with me. One other comment
– watching planes land there is also an experience. They usually come in
“low and slow” over that beach. So low at times I am convinced that if I was
there with a surf-casting rod, I could have snagged myself more than one
airplane as it came in to land. |
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Bonanza Under
the Eiffel Tower We're not sure why the Air & Space
Museum's name is attached to this video, but it shows a guy flying his Beech
Bonanza *under* the Eiffel Tower! |
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Car
Drop! This is what happens to those who park
illegally at our hotel, the Alexis Park Inn & Suites. (We wish!) |
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Cockpit
Resource Management? In this hilarious excerpt from the classic
1954 movie "The High & The Mighty" John Wayne and Robert Stack show precisely how a cockpit crew
should NOT handle an emergency. (Funny thing is, it was meant to be
serious drama at the time...) |
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Citroen off a Carrier! Just to prove that those bloody
Englishmen have NOTHING on the French (See "Jaguar Off a Carrier", below) this
video shows a French Citroen being launched
off the French carrier "Foch" (which has since been sold to Brazil, and is
now called the "Sao Paulo") way back in 1988! (What is WITH you guys
launching perfectly fine automobiles into the ocean, anyway? :-) |
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Cranial
Intake In what surely is the most amazing survival video of all
time, a Navy crewman has his head sucked into the intake of an A-6 Intruder
-- and lives to tell about it.
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Crimson
Baron Flies Again -- Part I Contributed by Heath Jarvis.
Here's Heath's explanation of these wacky videos: "Each year, our church
puts on a children's ministry event called "Kidsfest" - kinda like vacation
bible school....on steroids. Anyway, I came up with a character this year
that we turned into a 3-chapter video series called 'The Crimson Baron'. I
play sort of a hillbilly idiot pilot. I think you will agree that they
are entertaining and funny. Our church loved them!" See his website at
www.HeathJarvis.com |
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Crimson
Baron Flies Again -- Part II Contributed by Heath Jarvis.
Here's Heath's explanation of these wacky videos: "Each year, our church
puts on a children's ministry event called "Kidsfest" - kinda like vacation
bible school....on steroids. Anyway, I came up with a character this year
that we turned into a 3-chapter video series called 'The Crimson Baron'. I
play sort of a hillbilly idiot pilot. I think you will agree that they
are entertaining and funny. Our church loved them!" See his website at
www.HeathJarvis.com |
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Crimson
Baron Flies Again -- Part III Contributed by Heath Jarvis.
Here's Heath's explanation of these wacky videos: "Each year, our church
puts on a children's ministry event called "Kidsfest" - kinda like vacation
bible school....on steroids. Anyway, I came up with a character this year
that we turned into a 3-chapter video series called 'The Crimson Baron'. I
play sort of a hillbilly idiot pilot. I think you will agree that they
are entertaining and funny. Our church loved them!" See his website at
www.HeathJarvis.com |
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New 2/25/08
Ducks on Ice!
It's fun to watch ducks landing on a river that's frozen just an inch or two
beneath the surface... |
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Eiffel Tower "Flight" In the early days of flight, more was
unknown than known. This video, filmed in 1912, shows the fatal
results of an inventor testing his experimental "bat suit" by jumping from
the Eiffel Tower. |
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Float the Dog Man's best friend will eagerly share almost any activity with a human master
-- even flying. But after viewing this famous (infamous?) video, you
really have to wonder what this poor puppy now thinks about doing zero-G
maneuvers... |
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New 2/9/08
Flying
Motorcycle All I can say about this is: I want one! |
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Flying THROUGH a Mountain
Okay, this guy is nuts. This video shows an aerobatic plane flying
through an eyelet opening in a mountain, barely bigger than the plane. |
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Friends Come
and Go... A kite-surfer gets a little too high,
and...well, you'll see. (Okay, so it's a commercial -- but it's fun!) |
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Hindenburg
Disaster Not the usual "Oh the humanity!" footage. |
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It's a Race! A race between a motorcycle, a sports car, and a fighter
jet. Why not? |
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Jaguar Off A
Carrier? Some more great British humor!
The BBC show Top Gear launches a
perfectly serviceable Jaguar off the deck of the HMS Invincible, with lots
of great footage of Sea Harriers coming and going. Why?
Um, well, I have NO idea...but it's cool! |
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Jet Blast! An amazing demonstration of the power of a jet engine... |
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Jet Blast 2!
A more elaborate -- and hilarious -- demonstration of the power of 58,000
pounds of thrust. From the BBC TV show, "Top
Gear." |
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Jet Cart! Okay, so it's not an airplane -- but it IS a perfect example of what can
happen when too much money meets idle hands... |
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JU-52
Perspective Illusion This is a brief-yet-interesting
video that graphically shows how a detailed model airplane can be made to
look full-sized in a movie. |
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Low
Pass by a Twin Commander JetProp At about, oh, say, five feet! |
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Oh My God! A Spitfire does a low pass on cue
during the filming of a World War II documentary
-- with hilarious (but R-rated, so be careful who's in the room) results! |
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One
That Got Away This video shows a J85 jet engine
being run in a test rig that didn't quite manage to hold the engine
immobile. |
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Plane 1, Reporter 0 Video of a reporter getting decked by a low flying Cub!
Some added information about this video, sent in
by a viewer:
"Just as added
information, I remember the incident from my youth, and what I
do remember follows: It would have been sometime during the (mid?)
1970s, when a local television news reporter by the name of Richard Wyatt
was preparing an item for the forthcoming Weston-super-mare airshow (Weston
is in Somerset, UK). One of the attractions was to be a "flour
bombing" exhibition, where the
Piper Cub was to drop bags of flower on a target somewhere on the airfield.
It was thought to be a good idea if Richard was to become the target for the
news report. The result was as per the video, Richard was taken to hospital,
where the injuries were found to be not life threatening. The Piper
Cub landed without incident and was found to have a small dent in the wing
tip where it had hit Richard's Head." |
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Plane 1, Deckhand 0 Video of an aircraft carrier crewman getting decked by a Navy plane. |
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Porsche versus Parachutist This video is of a "Top
Gear" test of the Porsche Turbo S in the rocky hills of Cyprus racing a Red
Devil parachutist 2.5 miles to the finish line. Contributed by Graham
Waters. |
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"Precision" Air Drops A hilarious "blooper" reel, showing what happens when military air drops
go badly. |
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Ski Gliding A skier comes down a hill while holding a set of wings over his head, and
extends his jump by hundreds of feet. VERY cool. |
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Sucked Into an Engine This one goes along with "Cranial Intake", above. An amazing
illustration of luck, both bad and good.
Commentary from
Daniel Streckfuss:
"Regarding the video "Sucked into an Engine", on your website, you write
that you are uncertain about the authenticity of the video. I can attest
that it is true as I was on the ship when it happened."
"What
you see in the video is a trainee checking the position of the launch bar in
the shuttle and then moving away from the aircraft. The guy that gets sucked
in his trainer and goes in to double check the launch bar position. He made
a mistake by walking straight toward the nose gear which put him in front of
the intake. He should have gone behind the intake and looked forward into
the shuttle. All of this is happening with the engines at full throttle, by
the way."
"I was attached to
VFA-15 onboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt during that deployment in 1991.
This occurred just after Desert Storm. He did survive and I'm surprised the
editors of that video didn't include him climbing out. What allowed him to
survive was the design of the A-6 engine (the J-52). It has a long
protruding 'bullet' or cone that extends in front of the first stage fans.
When he was sucked in, his arm extended above his head which caused his body
to wedge between the bullet and inside wall of the intake. Lucky for him,
his cranial and float coat were sucked in first causing the FOD'd engine
which prompted the pilot to cut the throttle (commanded by the Shooter who
moves into the frame kneeling and moving his wand up and down). It took
almost 3 minutes for him to push his way out of the intake after being
sucked in. Needless to say, I don't think he was seen on the flight deck for
the rest of the cruise."
Commentary on this video from "Skids":
"At the time of this incident I was an intel officer in Attack Squadron 65,
the squadron which the A-6E in this video was attached to. Dan Streckfuss’
account is accurate, except that this incident actually occurred during
Operation Desert Storm as the date on the video 02-20-91 shows. The
aircraft was fully loaded for a night combat mission into Iraq -- if you
look carefully at second 00:24, you can see 2 Mk-84 2000lb bombs under the
port wing."
"The pilot, 'Gilly', immediately knew
that he got FOD’d and shut down the engine. What nobody new was that the
FOD was the trainer who was sucked in, until he crawled out, dazed,
confused, and without all his gear a couple of minutes later. He suffered
minor head injuries and a broken collar bone."
" I
don’t recall the crewman’s name but the other individuals at the end of
video are CPT Charles Abbot, the CO of CVN-71 (center) and CDR Herb Coon
(right), the skipper of VA-65 the Fighting Tigers." |
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Tijuana UFO
Amazing footage of an unidentified flying object flying over Tijuana,
Mexico. Anyone know anything else about this video?
Additional Info from
Steve Dietrich:
"Checked out
www.Snopes.com It was created by a French animator named
Barzolff. 100% computer generated." Dang, I thought it was
cool! |
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UFO
Helicopter This video of a Russian Mi-24 Hind
helicopter is remarkable because either the chopper is flying without the
benefit of rotating blades, or the camera's shutter speed is perfectly
synchronized with the blades!
Contributor James Axelrad put it well: "The
number of factors involved (in freezing those rotor blades) boggle my mind.
The shutter speed of the camera, the native frequency of the format of the
camera (pal or ntsc), the throttle setting of the helo, the engines and
gearbox condition, how good the helo is at maintaining rpm's of the
drivetrain against varying torque settings that are happening during an
airshow exhibition -- and that's just what I can think of." |
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