Niagara Narrative
1736 nautical miles, with
stops at...
- 2006 Cherokee Pilots Association Fly-In in
Osage Beach, Missouri
- Amelia Earhart Museum in Atchison, Kansas
- New Abraham Lincoln Center, in Springfield,
Illinois
- Cedar Point Amusement Park (Roller Coasters!),
in Sandusky, Ohio
- Niagara Falls, in both New York and Ontario,
Canada
- Flying into Canada
- Willow Run, Michigan
As with so many great flights, this one began
with a single goal: To give the kids Niagara Falls. I say that awkwardly
because I don't think you just "take the kids to see the falls." As with all
the great wonders of the world, you can only give your children the
opportunity to view the grandeur, and hope that they are sentient and mature
enough to appreciate what they are experiencing.
Also, as with most great flights, our mission
gradually expanded and morphed over time, until it ended up an 8-day,
round-the-Great Lakes adventure, with stops at the Cherokee Pilots
Association convention and cities in seven states (and Canada) along the
way. Only a GA aircraft could make such a trip possible...and we did it in
style! Hang on, and fly along with me...
Cherokee Pilots Association Fly-In, Osage
Beach, Missouri.
The Cherokee Pilots Association Convention has
leapt to the top of our favorite fly-ins list. We've attended all four of
their modern renditions, and have marveled at the way the organizers have
honed their skills until the event now runs like a well-oiled machine. Even
more remarkably, the fly-in is NOT organized by the CPA per se, but rather
by a small group of interested members who simply decided that Cherokee
pilots needed a convention. This loose confederation of interested (and
widely separated, geographically) Cherokee pilots has managed to grow this
convention into a top-notch event, with outstanding seminars, vendors, and
keynote speakers.
This year AOPA's Phil Boyer graced the event, and
did an excellent job as keynote speaker. As always, he was GA's number one
cheerleader, and the "Win A Six in '06" Cherokee Six was a big hit, too.
After arriving mid-day on Friday, we drooled on the Sixes newly upgraded
panel and the new "speed" cowling (which, incidentally, is already shows
some chafing wear - NOT a good sign), and Mary and I longed for all that
extra space...
That evening the Missouri Pilots Association put
on their annual (and outstanding) hangar barbecue for us, which was once
again held inside the equivalent of a giant EZ-Bake Oven. It seems
that it's always hot in Osage Beach, and the heat and humidity were simply
breath-taking inside that big tin box. However, the ice-cold beer and
camaraderie soon made us all forget our discomfort, and we all enjoyed
meeting new friends and getting re-acquainted with old ones.
The next day was filled with seminars, the most
interesting (IMHO) of which was put on by a Lockheed-Martin flight service
station employee. She spent an hour outlining the planned roll-out for the
new consolidated flight service stations, and it was quite interesting to
hear how all FSS radio frequencies and phone numbers, nationwide, will
ultimately be answerable from just three locations. (Actually, from just one
of those three, in the event of an emergency.) The technology behind all
this is fascinating - I just hope it all works!
The gala event - the banquet - was quite
excellent, with great food and service. If anything, the Tan-Tar-A resort's
food has improved over the last three years more than any other thing about
this fly-in. We had a great time, and truly enjoyed meeting Phil afterwards.
Then, it was off to the Big Bear bar, where the
real hangar-flying began. We spent many more hours trading flying stories,
and - after checking the none-too-promising prog charts -- toddled off to
bed before midnight, knowing that an early launch was probably out of the
question.
Sadly, the progs were right. Sunday morning
showed a line of severe weather stretching from our position northeast
directly to our planned destination, Sandusky, OH. This slow-moving front
wasn't predicted to move out soon, so it was time for "Plan B" - but where
to go?
Amelia Earhart Museum, Atchison, Kansas
We'd always wanted to visit Atchison, Kansas,
home of Amelia Earhart, but never really had a good reason to head that way.
Now, it seemed, we had a terrific reason to fly West - the weather was
perfect that-away! So, Atchison became our new destination...
We weren't disappointed. The FBO in Atchison was
surprisingly open for business on a Sunday (although it took a bit to find
the guy, who was working down in the prop shop), and he let us use their
excellent retired police cruiser courtesy car to run into town.
We explored this old railroad town, and had a
wonderful time at the Amelia Earhart Museum, which is located in her old
family home. (It has been completely restored by the 99s, the organization
of women pilots, to which Mary proudly belongs.) We always tend to forget
just how much Amelia Earhart accomplished in her brief life, before becoming
immortalized by failure on such a grand scale. It was fantastic to see all
the different things she accomplished in life, and we managed to score a
bunch of new memorabilia for our popular "Amelia Earhart Suite" at the gift
shop...
After a nice lunch at a river-side bar and grill
called "Flyer's", we realized that it was only 1 PM on one of the longest
days of the year! With fully 8 more hours of daylight ahead of us, it
was time to check on the progress of our front. Could we head east, or
should we head west?
Lincoln Museum, Springfield, Illinois
The front had gradually pushed far enough East
for us to make it to Springfield, Illinois, where the brand new Abraham
Lincoln Museum and Library was located. We also had old college friends who
live there, so the decision was made - we would continue Eastward, and the
trip was still on track.
Immediately after take-off, we were able to see a
single anvil-shaped cloud waaaaayy off in the distance. With no way to
judge, we couldn't be sure if it was beyond Springfield, or before it - but
Springfield was almost 200 miles away. So, we just kept Atlas aimed toward
Springfield, talking to the various Centers and Approach controls along the
way.
Amazingly, inexorably, this giant anvil cloud
ground its way toward Springfield at precisely the same rate as us. Looming
tens of thousands of feet tall - yet, easily circumnavigated, by air - it
was an awesome sight. Underneath that tower of condensation, prodigious
amounts of water and lightning were being produced, yet all around it was
perfect, sunny VFR conditions. It was a typical summer sky in the Midwest,
but one I never get tired of observing.
Incredulous, given the odds against it, we
watched in horror as this single cell bore down on our destination. When we
were just 15 miles out, Springfield ATIS suddenly went to ¾ of a mile, high
winds, and heavy rain. Now what?
Talking to the tower controller, we were
surprised to hear him say that there would be no problem at all getting in,
as the cell was already moving off to the east. And he was right - as we
approached the pattern, we watched in amazement as the "curtain" of water
pulled away to the East, leaving the airport in sunshine while downtown was
still getting pounded, just a mile or two away.
Finding a hotel and a car turned out to be easy -
the folks at 1st Class Air were absolutely marvelous. They fetched the
courtesy car for us, drove it out to the plane so we could unload, called
the hotel for us, got us a great rate - and then INSISTED that we keep their
car overnight. They even suggested that we take the kids to the new Lincoln
Center, and to not worry about bringing the car back anytime soon! Even
though we only bought 30 gallons of gas, these folks really rolled out the
red carpet for us - it was great to see an FBO that really appreciates GA
business.
We then hooked up with our friends (who,
unbeknownst to us, had just lost their father that past week, so it was good
to see them), and made plans for the following day.
If you haven't been to the new Lincoln Center,
there is little I can say that will tell you how cool it is. I was
skeptical, at first - I mean, really, how much new can be said about Abraham
Lincoln? But I'll be the first to admit how wrong I was - the place is
simply astounding, with holographic presentations and displays of a quality
I've never seen before. Even the kids - who were understandably wary of
being dragged into yet another museum (we do this to them a lot!) - admitted
to having a great time. If you can swing it, make a stop in Springfield -
you won't regret it.
After the museum, I started to feel guilty about
the FBO's courtesy car - after all, we had been using it for 24 hours - and
drove back to the airport to return it. When they discovered that we were
staying overnight again, they again INSISTED that we keep their car, and not
bother with a rental! I can't speak highly enough of 1st Class Air - their
name really fits.
Cedar Point Amusement Park, Sandusky, Ohio
Tuesday dawned clear all the way to Lake Erie, so
we bid adieu to our still-grieving friends, and arced into a cobalt-blue
sky. Atlas was running like a champ - even on that nasty old over-leaded
avgas - and climbed easily up to 5500 feet, despite the heat, and our
at-gross condition. Even after four years, we're still amazed at the
difference those 235 horses make.
Sandusky, Ohio seemed like an odd duck of a town,
to us. It sits on the shores of Lake Erie, and obviously was once highly
industrialized, but is now living on tourism. Cedar Point juts out into the
lake not far from Sandusky, and is home to one of the oldest amusement parks
in America, having been in continuous operation for over 100 years. My
sister lives in Michigan, and has been taking her daughter to this amusement
park for over 20 years, so we had heard about the place for decades - but
what REALLY got our attention was when the Discovery Channel did a show on
roller coasters, and it became obvious that Cedar Point was THE roller
coaster center of the universe.
There was a time when I hated roller coasters -
but no more. I now actively seek them out, and Cedar Point offers 18
different coasters - including the largest and fastest in the world! Our
kids were absolutely stoked about this part of the trip, and so was I.
After landing at Sandusky, we were surprised at
the difference in service offered by this family-owned airport. No one came
out to park us, and only directed us to park in the grass after we called
them on the radio. After dragging our luggage into the FBO, we were flatly
told by the girl that we weren't allowed to bring luggage inside the
building, because they were a customs point of entry into the U.S. So, we
had to leave our luggage unattended out in the vestibule of the FBO - a
bizarre and unsafe situation, if I've ever seen one.
I told the girl that we'd be staying overnight,
and asked that we be fueled - which brought little response. (This would
become important later.) No courtesy car was offered, but we had been told
that our motel was within "walking distance" of the airport - so we figured
we'd just hoof it down there. Meantime, we discovered the little restaurant
in the FBO - which turned out to be quite excellent, if you're not in too
much of a hurry. (It's a one-person show.) So, the kids and I ordered
hand-dipped strawberry malts, and enjoyed a wonderful high-fat, high-calorie
dessert while I unwound from the flight. (Hey, strawberries are fruit!)
Luckily, one of the FBO staff overheard us
discussing the motel, and found a line guy to drive us over. It turned out
that the motel WAS the next business down the road, but walking with two
kids and luggage would have really sucked. So, chalk one up for the FBO -
they saved the day!
The Knights Inn by the airport is an adequate
little econo-box motel, well-located between the airport and Cedar Point. If
you're not looking for anything too nice, it fits the bill. For the four of
us, it turned out to be way too small, but the price was right and it was
clean - which is the best you can usually say about any "McMotel"...
Because it was still morning, we decided to head
straight to the park right after checking in. We rented a car from the auto
dealer literally right next to our motel, so that worked out remarkably well
- and headed off in search of fun! Within minutes, we were entering Cedar
Point's immense parking lots. The roller coasters are literally visible for
miles around, and are truly impressive - and scary-looking! Some of these
things go up 35 stories high, and plunge straight down at alarming speeds -
and (of course) make noises designed to scare the bejeezus out of everyone.
(I'm sure they could make a silent roller coaster, but what fun would *that*
be?) So, for the next 8 hours, we roared, and plunged, and went upside down,
and dangled, and even stood up while on roller coasters.
It was a wonderful day, marred only by the fact
that we never actually got onto the world's fastest roller coaster, because
it broke down - but not till after we had stood I line for over an hour. The
danged thing goes from zero to 120 mph in four seconds, and then shoots you
straight up into a hammer-head turn some 400 feet in the sky, where you
plunge back to earth (with a snap-roll on the way down). The whole ride
takes less than a minute, but everyone describes it as the closest you can
get to flying with Sean D. Tucker - but, alas, something got FUBAR'd in the
computer-control system, and they never got it working again that day. The
kids weren't too disappointed, however - we simply went and rode two more
coasters, before the park closed at 10 PM. What a day!
Flooding in Ohio
The next day, rain moved in, so we used our time
to explore the area. Lake Erie has a rich maritime tradition, and we went up
in the nearby Marblehead light house and drove out to Johnson Island (which
is connected to the mainland by a private toll-road) to visit the
Confederate Cemetery, on the site of what was once a Civil War POW Camp.
The skies cleared that afternoon, and I wanted to
fly over to Put-In-Bay for dinner, but I was out-voted. We found many
mainland restaurants that specialized in serving Lake Perch - a delicacy
that is simply unavailable in Iowa, at any price. We were in heaven as we
dined on what was once considered a "junk fish dinner" in my boyhood
Wisconsin, but which is now selling for twice as much per-pound as the best
angus beef!
It turned out to be a good thing that we didn't
fly out to the island, as the storms redeveloped and intensified, with
tornado warnings and lots of lightning. Having recently lived through a
major tornado in Iowa City, we weren't real comfortable sitting in a motel
room - but there weren't many other options. Along with the breathless local
television reporters, we watched in awe as one major cell after another
lined up in train, all the way back to Lake Michigan - and all aimed
directly at US.
When they started showing cells that were
producing golf-ball-sized hail heading our way, I became nervous enough to
head over to the airport in search of a hangar. To my surprise, even though
it was still broad daylight, there was no one at the airport, and no
after-hours phone numbers listed. Atlas was tied down in an ever-growing
pond of water, and there was nothing I could do about it.
We went to bed that night to the sound of driving
rain and thunder... The rain continued all night long, dropping as much as
TEN INCHES of rain. Flooding was widespread, and some areas were
inaccessible. The next morning the weather was marginal VFR, but improving,
so we headed to the airport for an 8-AM launch. To my surprise, there was no
one there, we had still not been fueled, and the plane was accessible only
by wading into ankle deep water. This made "un-tying" the swing-set chains
(the worst things you can use to tie down your airplane) no fun at all, and
I was really in a foul mood by the time the FBO girl rolled in at 7:45.
I asked that we be fueled, to which she responded
that she really "wasn't here yet", and that no one was available to fuel us
yet. I snapped back that it wouldn't be necessary to inconvenience anyone if
only they had fueled us when we arrived, as I had ordered, which brought a
non-judgmental shrug. So, we waited as she rustled up a sleepy line-guy to
fuel us. There was no offer to tug us out of the muck, so I fired up Atlas
(after discovering that he had leaked badly under the deluge) and taxied
though the swamp, up onto the ramp, where he topped us off. I then went
inside to check weather, and the airport owner approached me to see what the
problem was - apparently he had overheard my comments and was trying to get
to the bottom of it.
When I explained my frustrations to him, he
apologized for his employees, explained the difficulties of trying to keep
open a private, non-government supported business (to which I could
certainly relate) on a shoe-string budget, and asked if there was anything
he could do to make me happy. We joked around a bit about how good help was
hard to find, and all was forgiven.
Breakfast In Erie, Pennsylvania
With ceilings in the 2,500 foot range, and
visibility ranging from 5 to 8 miles, conditions were certainly marginal.
Add to that flying into the rising sun, and "virtual" IFR conditions
prevailed. As the morning progressed, and we continued to follow the
shoreline eastward toward Niagara Falls, visibility gradually improved - but
the immense amounts of rainfall combined with the heating of the day
combined to keep things ugly, and the beautiful shoreline flight I had
planned was anything but pretty. Still, we were gradually able to climb to a
more comfortable 5500 feet.
As we approached Erie, PA, a few puffy clouds
began to fill in below us. This gradually thickened into a solid layer, and
the AWOS's ahead were calling for a pretty solid overcast, so we did a 180
and descended beneath this new ceiling. With Erie beckoning - and a couple
of hungry kids in the back seat - we amended our plan and decided to have
breakfast in Erie.
The FBO at Erie was very nice, and heartily
recommended the terminal restaurant, inauspiciously called "Greg's Place".
So, while they fueled Atlas, we hiked the short distance over to the airline
terminal, and discovered (much to our delight) an excellent little
restaurant, reminiscent of the old airline terminal restaurants of days gone
by - right down to the white table cloths!
After an excellent (and very affordable)
breakfast, we wandered back to the FBO. As expected, that 90 minute break
was all it took to allow conditions to improve, and we launched into good
VFR conditions for the remainder of our flight around the bottom of Lake
Erie to Niagara Falls, New York, where we landed amidst C-130s and KC-135s
doing touch & goes...
Niagara Falls
For those who have never seen the falls, they are
really impossible to adequately describe. The experience of seeing that much
water, falling that great a distance, making that much noise, is just not
something that language was designed to impart. Niagara Falls has been on
our list of "places to show the kids" since they were born, and we were
FINALLY here.
But first, we needed a rental car, and a place to
stay. The folks at Tech Aviation Services (the FBO) were very helpful, and
recommended a couple of hotels on the American side of the falls. We
eventually settled on a Holiday Inn (after being put on permanent "hold" by
a nicer-looking, privately owned hotel. I *hate* when that happens!), which
turned out to be a fine choice. Within walking distance of the falls, it
worked out well as a home base.
No trip to Niagara is complete without a ride on
the "Maid of the Mist" - those crazy, tug-boat-like excursion boats that
drive you right up to the foot of the waterfall. When Mary and I had last
been here, back in the 1980s, we couldn't afford the boat ride - but, to our
surprise, the prices don't seem to have changed much since then, so we
immediately got on board.
Thankfully, the day had grown warm, because we
discovered that the raincoats they hand out are woefully inadequate to the
job at hand. You are going to get WET on that boat, but it was marvelous and
awe-inspiring, nonetheless. They quite literally drive the boats
right up to the base of the falls, providing a sound and visual show unlike
anything you'll ever hear/see.
Afterwards, we hiked up as close to the falls as
we could get, from down below - and became even MORE soaked. In fact, even
though we never stepped in any puddles, our shoes became FILLED with water,
just from the spray running down our legs!
The kids were clamoring to "go to Canada", so we
made plans to head across the international bridge to the Canadian side of
the falls. We had stupidly forgotten to bring any identification for the
kids, but the Canadians didn't seem to care too much - although they did
warn us that we *might* get some static from their American counterparts
when we tried to return later that evening.
The Canadian side is remarkably different from
the American side, just as it was twenty years ago. In fact, the American
side is much cleaner and nicer now than it was then - but the Canadian side
has continued to improve at about the same rate, so the difference is still
sadly apparent. Niagara Falls, NY (and its sister city, Buffalo) has
depopulated to an amazing degree since the boom time 1960s, as all the
industry has departed for cheaper labor. In fact, Buffalo has lost several
hundred thousand people, and Niagara has lost almost HALF of its population,
along with the loss of all heavy industry. The area has obviously endured
achingly bad times, while the Canadian side - which has always relied more
on tourism, rather than industry, for its job base - has done quite well. Of
course, the Canadian view of the falls is MUCH better, which makes it a
no-brainer for tourists...
Still, I found the Canadian side to be
disturbingly over-commercialized. Although they still have the wonderful
park that runs full-length along the falls, the city has allowed itself to
grow into a combination of Las Vegas and Wisconsin Dells, with space
needles, casinos, Ferris wheels, and just a generally shlocky atmosphere. I
found it mildly disturbing that some people felt the need to ride carnival
rides, or visit cheesy wax museums, as if the awesome Niagara Falls aren't
enough of an attraction...
After walking many miles, and rejecting all the
icky "corporate" restaurants, we found a remarkably authentic German
restaurant called "The Happy Wanderer", located far enough from the falls as
to not be have been bought out by Applebees/McDonalds/Marriott...yet.
Anyone who grew up in the Milwaukee, WI, area, or
who had a German grandmother (like both Mary and I did) will recognize
authentic German food - and the Happy Wanderer has it. Mary and I split a
combination platter, which offered massive quantities of spaetzel, sweet red
cabbage, sauerkraut, kassler ripchen, schnitzel, sauerbraten, dumplings, and
a zillion other delicacies - followed by (of course) dessert! We ate, and
ate, and ate - and we discovered a fabulous new (to us) German beer (whose
name I wrote down, and cannot locate, dammit) - it was simply fantastic. Not
cheap, though. The bill was around $150, Canadian - but was worth every
penny. It was by far the best meal on the trip. (And, I think, best of all,
my kids got to hear real Canadians saying "Eh?" at the end of every
sentence, just like the stereotyped joke they'd always heard. Our waitress
was inadvertently hilarious to them, as she had a Brooklyn-style accent with
a Canadian twist, as in "How was youse guy's dessert, eh?"! We just about
died laughing, and my kids are STILL saying "eh?" at the end of every
sentence...)
Afterwards, we waddled back to the falls, to
watch as they were lit with gigantic colored spotlights. Although beautiful,
I still found them to be mildly disturbing. The whole concept struck me as
no different than Disney offering to light up the Grand Canyon with lasers -
but I guess I'm in the minority on this, as the crowds were immense.
Then, it was time to go back to America. Paranoid
after having a couple of beers, and worried about not having any ID for our
kids, I cautiously pulled up to the customs booth. The guy looked at us,
looked at our driver's licenses, and welcomed us home -- simple as that. It
was nice to see that nothing had changed since 9/11, at least with our
Canadian brethren.
The next day dawned clear to the north, with
storms lining up in train (again!) along the Southern shore of Lake Erie. It
appeared as if our desire to fly over Canada was going to pay off in spades,
so I called Buffalo Flight Service, and got the poop on over-flying Canada.
Strangely, they weren't all that helpful, with the briefer saying stuff like
"I've never heard of any VFR pilots being charged" and "I think you'll be in
touch with ATC throughout the flight". I found these "fuzzy" answers
inadequate, so I also called the London, Ontario version of Flight Service,
and got the Canadian version of instructions for over-flying Canada.
As opposed to their American counterparts, they
were quite precise - file a VFR flight plan with the American FSS, get your
squawk from Niagara Falls tower, talk to Buffalo FSS to activate your flight
plan ASAP after departure, and talk to Buffalo approach as you cross the
border. They will hand us off to Toronto Center, and the rest is business as
usual. It was as easy as that, no muss, no fuss.
I hadn't filed a VFR flight plan in almost ten
years, so the briefer helped me through that -- but otherwise it was quite
simple. Once in the air, we climbed to 6500 feet, keeping Lake Erie off of
our left wing (from where we could clearly see the crappy weather that was
pummeling the other side of the lake), and proceeded across Ontario, toward
Detroit. There were a few verbiage differences (I.E.: They say "radar
identification" instead of "radar contact"), and "aboooot" instead of
"about" - but otherwise, there was no way to tell Toronto Center from
Chicago Center.
The flight was great, and we were able to see
Lake Erie, Ontario, Huron, and St. Clair in the span of 90 minutes, which
was very cool. Flying over Selfridge AFB (ever vigilant against those
threatening Canadians!) was kinda cool, and (once we re-entered US airspace)
Detroit Approach was VERY helpful getting us through the busy Detroit Class
B airspace into Willow Run, in Yipsilanti, Michigan. In fact, we barely
deviated at all, all the way through their airspace, thanks to some helpful
altitude assignments.
And we even remembered to close our flight plan!
Willow Run, Michigan
The Willow Run plant was built during World War
II to build the 4-engined Consolidated B-24 Liberator bomber. It is immense,
and is currently owned by General Motors (after stints with the Ford Motor
Company, and Chrysler.) They've got some of the biggest hangars I've ever
seen, and the plant itself just goes on and on. The airport is still
gigantic, and several businesses repair jets as large as Boeing 707s,
although most of the traffic while we were there was GA with a smattering of
military.
The plan had been to meet our friends Jim & Tami
Burns at YIP (who were flying in from Stevens Point, WI), and go en masse to
Greenfield Village and the Henry Ford Museum. Sadly, the day we spent
grounded in Ohio had used up our built-in "weather day", and caused us to
arrive too late for us to make it to the museum with the Burns'. So,
instead, we had a nice dinner with them, explored a mall in the area, and
had breakfast with them the next morning before bidding them farewell. (They
were off to Grand Rapids next, to visit relatives.)
We intended to do the Museum on our own, but
after 8 days on the road we were all bone-weary and simply ready to go home.
When the progs showed the weather looking marginally crappy for Sunday, we
opted instead to simply fly home Saturday, after bidding adieu to the Burns'
- and enjoyed a thoroughly routine 3-hour flight around the bottom of Lake
Michigan, back home to Iowa.
(But not until after Joe and I climbed up into
the unexpectedly accessible old Willow Run control tower for a look-see. The
view was great, and we discovered that the fire equipment - hoses, primarily
-- was last inspected in 1973, when I was Joe's age. All the alarm boxes
said "Ford Motor Company" on them - it was like stepping back in time...)
The trip: 1736 nautical miles. We'll just have to
save Greenfield Village for a future trip! |